Being witty is better than being correct.

I took my kids for their first ever pumpkin carving this week and it went as well as you'd think - My youngest was so thrilled we gave him a knife he basically committed homicide on the poor pumpkin While the elder got way too ambitious and tried to recreate an “among us” Pumpkin he saw on some YouTube video. The end result wasn't exactly what he expected so he just took a picture of my pumpkin and sent it to all of his friends. They were not impressed. Hey, I never claimed to know how to carve…

all memes and no work

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The memelord? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. he's a meme legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the meme, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the Internet culture to create jokes… He had such a knowledge of the meme side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from having the sad. The meme side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… hilarious. He became so powe…

I am a careful driver . The only car accident I was ever involved in was when someone rear-ended me while I was waiting patiently at a red light. The man just didn't notice the intersection and drove right into my car. It wasn't my fault in any way. I always drive slowly and carefully, never doing anything that could endanger me or the people around me. The reason for that is because on the very first day I got my driver's license , I scratched my dad's car while backing out of the driveway. I…

I don't know how you can even compare Halloween to any other holiday. No other date on the calendar can even come close to October 31st. What does Christmas have? Holiday cheer and a tree? Give me a break! I would take pumpkin spice anything over eggnog any day. And what about Thanksgiving? Sure, it has tons of amazing food, and you get to save one turkey out of 46 million, but do you get to dress up as your favorite horror movie character and scare the daylights out of random kids? No! And you…

There’s something truly masterful about The Shining. Is it the scariest horror film ever made? Perhaps not. Are there bloodier, more shocking movies ? Absolutely. But few, if any, can match Stanley Kubrick’s ability to create a haunting, oppressive atmosphere that sticks with you long after the credits roll. The Shining isn’t just about jump scares or graphic scenes; it’s about suspense, tension, and a slow-burn terror that makes you feel trapped in the maze of the Overlook Hotel alongside Jack…

Stay on target... Stay on target!

The modern world we live in is just covered in signs . Some just point you in the right direction, some warn you of danger and some are just trying to sell you things you don't really need. So in this modern world that is almost covered in signs, how do you make your sign stand out? well, you can make it bigger than everyone else's or use bolder letters and colors, but there will always be a bigger and bolder sign to take your place. Another thing you can do is be unique, stand out from the cro…

A day may come where we stop posting LOTR memes, but it is not this day!

It's normal to be weird

Fieldwork can be unpredictable, and sometimes, it goes hilariously wrong. French illustrator Jim Jourdane has taken the bizarre and unexpected mishaps shared by fieldwork scientists on Twitter, under the hashtag #FieldworkFail, and turned them into a series of brilliant illustrations. From wild animal encounters to nature’s unexpected surprises, Jourdane’s artwork captures the funny, chaotic reality of scientific fieldwork. With no background in science himself, Jourdane was drawn to these stor…

I send forth greetings, laden with humble tidings from a distant corner of the digital realm . Thy loyal servant, ever watchful for that which may bring mirth to thy court, hath sought out and gathered a fresh batch of rarest delights—memes, my liege. Verily, these whimsical wonders art unlike any thou hast seen before, crafted with the wit and jest worthy of a king’s eye. It is with great honor that I present these humble offerings from the Meme Market , plucked by hand from the furthest reach…

We all have our roommate horror stories—how they never did the dishes, left trash everywhere, or ate your food without a single word of thanks. But I think I had one of the worst roommates in history. This guy had a cat, and instead of throwing out the litter, he would scoop it into plastic bags and just leave them in his room. He never threw a bag away! At one point, there were about 50 bags piled up in his room, and the stench was absolutely unbearable. And believe it or not, that wasn’t even…

Let's face it, Being always right is an art form and it takes a really sharp mind and a quick wit to be able to always bend and twist the truth to your will. we went on a trip through the virtual landscapes of the World Wide Web, sifted through sassy comments, Clever tweets, and hilarious memes, and curated for you 31 standout moments from the world of technically true humor. Prepare for a dose of witty accuracy. We found wordsmiths, wizards of logic, and smart-asses galore. They always have an…

While the syntactical arrangement and lexical selection of the present text may superficially appear to be of an elementary nature, it is within the intricate subtext, the nuanced layers of semantic profundity, that the true complexity lies. Regrettably, your current cognitive apparatus may lack the requisite sophistication to fully grasp the multifaceted implications herein. This is not merely a series of simple declarative statements, but rather a grand tapestry of epistemological intricacies…