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NaughtyLupine says: Oh my giddy aunt! I think that Harkness fellow may have penned a few of these.

I don't even need to say anything; the "narratior" has done all the work for me! That said, I don't think you're ready for this story, Fandom. Jenna Sue here is not a Belieber but has the unfortunate privilege of getting kissed by Justin on a flight AND living next to him! Sounds like she's in for a fun stay with dad and a whole lot of tension with Mr. Bieber. Maybe he'll even write a song about her!

BRB, gotta go find that fanart.

From the Submitter: Her name is Samantha SilverMoon. Just saying.

MARY SUE ALERT! A princess has entered the story.

What happens when Howard Stark visits Downton on the eve of WWII?

All my creys are belong to you, Mary Sue.

Ouran High School Host Club Fanfic

From the Submitter: I somehow managed to force myself through the sole two chapters. My eyes nearly bled out of my skull. Especially at the blatant misspellings of the names of Kai and Hagi. I cringe when reading the last post, becuase she threatens to crossover Bleach and Twilight... Dear God, NO!

Now, I don't know much about One Direction, but if you ask me, this story has potential. Loads of potential. More potential than I have eye-bleach. Tenzin should be ashamed of himself for fathering a member of One Direction.

Sam and Dean have a Mary Sue sister? Did she just get spanked by their father?! I don't like where this is headed. Oh please, please don't let there be any Win-cest (see what I did there? Apparently all the cool kids call it that. Cool kids, you guys are gross).
As if Supernatural wasn't angsty enough, this writer's gone and added a girl of questionable age with terrible taste in clothing (don't you worry, she includes links for every outfit). I'm tree chapters and two spankings in, and I'm ready to quit Supernatural for good. I don't think I could handle flashbacks of this story abomination.

...as well as those various other alternative futures that briefly flashed past.

Panty Briefs? What a name! Speaking of names, there's a chapter called "The party, and Evanescence." Why wouldn't you want to read a Dragon Ball Z fic with a chapter like that?

I know what you're thinking; "this doesn't seem so bad, it even has pictures!" Keep reading, I'll wait. Did you get to "I quickly looked at myself in the mirror and pouted. I had terrible bed head, and looked like I had just been cured from being a zombie" yet? Do you want to die?

She's a stubborn and brilliant scientist forced to work for Tony Stark. He's Tony Stark, a stubborn and brilliant jerk who infuriates her. I think you see where this is going, no? I bet she's gonna reluctantly fall in love with him, huffing and puffing and brushing her blonde bangs out of her eyes along the way. Hopefully Pepper Pots will step in and put an end to this nonsense before I lose my mind.