You must guard the patrons from marauders...

I'm a huge DnD fan, so trust me when I say I know that bittersweet (but mostly bitter) ache that accompanies the thought of characters left unplayed. I have many such characters who may inevitably be bound to the confines of my imagination. I hope not, because I put a lot of thought and effort into these characters' backstories. Their fate hangs in the balance of time and circumstance. Who is my favorite? Gondathuria. Her silver sword reflects the moonlight as she traverses the perilous paths o…

Here is an entertaining collection of the most epic and wild sentences uttered by DnD players during a game.

You are in a damp, cold, pitch-black dungeon. Shallow water covers the entire floor. The air around you stands still, moist and heavy; each breath feels like you are gulping down water. Your footsteps echo off the stone walls as you splash your way down the grimy corridors.