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Source: Calcifer

If you haven't yet seen the original, you can watch it here.

[sobbing]

Why can't Pokémon be real? Why isn't Go out yet?

Look, old brony videos, its hard to imagine this is over 3 years old. AND YEAH I KNOW ITS NOT A NEW VIDEO, that's the point.

We've known for a bit that iconic singer Mariah Carey would be the new spokeswoman for free-to-play mobile game Game of War: Fire Age.

Well, TMZ got ahold of the commercial and now you can see medieval warriors call in help via smartphone, hear about a 'hero coming along' a few times and try to catch a few seconds of Mariah wielding a flaming crossbow.

Oof.

Of course, the multi-platinum singer is taking over for Kate Upton. You know you know her. Here's another look at her 2015 Super Bowl commercial if you need/would like a reminder.

We're not sure if this game is any good. All the b00bs they throw at us hasn't left us wanting to actually try it. Someone must be, we can't imagine these ladies consider their time to be cheap.

Have you played this celebrity-led, silly-looking game?

I can't speak to the pleasures of being a woman...yet, I would still like to purchase this product. Whatever it is. -JH

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