If you're the kind of person who would rather stay in programming on a Friday night than go out to a bar, we've got the perfect memes for you. r/programminghumor is stuffed to the brim with jokes and memes that only certain people get - and you'll know if you're one of them. See our collection from last week for even more programming memes and funnies.
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Via __isitin__
If you're like me you might've been out there trying to catch 'em all, stressed out about making the most outta your limited supply of incense, and completely unaware that the best way to attract Pokémon while using an incense is to jog...at exactly 7.5 miles per hour. So, reasonably damn fast.
Yes, according to Pokémon GO's coding (first discovered by the Redditor __isitin__), Incense'll spawn one Pokémon every five minutes, if the player is not moving around. Except, the spawn rate surges to once a minute if a player travels at least 200 meters between spawns---about 7.5 MPH.
Based off Pokémon GO's frustratingly glitchy tracking system, and players actually taking pit stops to catch the Pokémon they find---you'd probably be able to catch between 10-15 Pokémon while your incense is active.
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If you answer "Java or C++" when someone asks what languages you speak, here are some memes made specially for you. Fresh from r/programmerhumor, this batch of hilarious new memes is sure to make you laugh so much you cry code. Here's some more from last week to keep you going.
If you know what is "!false" and what is "!true", especially if you don't "arrays" what you've done, you'll love these jokes to tickle the funny bone of the most stoic coder. Though it might be a bit high-brow and over the head of the average meme-lover, programming memes and jokes can truly be hilarious. There is no better place to let off some steam and commiserate with your fellow programmers with the r/programminghumor subreddit.
Learning programming is like knowing a foreign language, and understanding programming jokes is definitely something limited to those who speak that language. If Java means something other than coffee to you, check out the latest memes from the r/programminghumor subreddit.
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Via PSIFlash
A recent data mine of Pokémon GO!'s coding revealed a picture of the iconic, Master Ball.
Before we all get too excited, you've gotta wonder whether there'll be any downsides to the Master Ball in this game? -- will an errant curveball toss end up wasting the Master Ball altogether? I guess we better take a page out this dude's book, and opt for the safest, most surefire way to achieve success, and catch 'em all...
The power of a comma on line 1253… It can truly be Unexpected '{' bug in your code, so finding some humor in watching hours of work go 'poof' is mission-critical. So tie up your arguments and you will appreciate these programming memes and jokes. You will not find a more wretched hive of script zingers and coding SNAFUs than in r/programminghumor, so make sure you don't miss out on any.
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If you're a programmer and find that people's eyes glaze over when you talk about programming, or they don't laugh at your programming jokes, it's ok. There's a place online for you and it's called r/programmerhumor. We made a fresh batch of new memes from there to keep you laughing.
If you include R or Java as one of the languages you speak, as well as English, have a look at the latest memes from r/programmerhumor. They're the kind of jokes and memes that most people won't get...unless they do. Check out last week's programming memes for even more jokes to quietly laugh at at your desk.
