Clark Kent

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Anne Abberley, 47, and Leam Thornorough, 36, were both arrested on the after witnesses described as the couple "bobbing up and down" during the movie and eventually going on to have sex in their seats. The police were called and the two love-crazed moviegoers were detained for 24 hours before being charged the next day.

-Insert the charges were dropped when the authorities determined the woman was called Martha, here-

Hey, maybe Abberley and Thornorough were just trying to keep their bad selves entertained during a movie that's received a bit of a negative response from folks that have seen it. Can't beat the Daily Star tweet below either...'bonking.'



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Could def see Ryan Reynolds doing this as Green Lantern --- buut thank God, he's Deadpool now.

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Can't risk being discovered can you, Clark? God, I wish I had heat vision.

-JH