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This Etsy User Makes Kids' Books Out of Our Favorite Shows and Video Games

Joebot takes all of our most beloved shows and games and turns them into the books our parents would have read to us as kids.

Except maybe Game of Thrones. Maybe leave that one to the... ahem... "older" audience.

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The Princess has entered my lab, And now she's come to befriend me. In the end, what separates a man from a slave. Money? Power? No, A man chooses, A slave obeys You Think you have memories. A Library, Friends, The Spell, The Coronation, And then this place. Were there really friends? Did you really "make" that "magic"? Or was it forced out by something less than a man. Something bred to sleepwalk through life, until activated by a simple phrase spoken by their kindly master. Was a girl sent to befriend? A slave? Or a princess? A man chooses, a slave obeys. Stop. Would you kindly? Would you kindly? A Powerful Phrase. A Familiar Phrase? Sit. Would you kindly? Stand. Would you kindly? Would You Kindly? Run! Stop! Turn. A man chooses, a princess obeys. Assault! (Princess Twilight hits Twilight with the twilicane) A man Chooses… (Princess Twilight hits Twilight again with the twilicane) A Princess Obeys. (One more hit) OBEY! (Princess Twilight ends Twilight)