By Unknown
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By maorows
The Princess has entered my lab, And now she's come to befriend me. In the end, what separates a man from a slave. Money? Power? No, A man chooses, A slave obeys You Think you have memories. A Library, Friends, The Spell, The Coronation, And then this place. Were there really friends? Did you really "make" that "magic"? Or was it forced out by something less than a man. Something bred to sleepwalk through life, until activated by a simple phrase spoken by their kindly master. Was a girl sent to befriend? A slave? Or a princess? A man chooses, a slave obeys. Stop. Would you kindly? Would you kindly? A Powerful Phrase. A Familiar Phrase? Sit. Would you kindly? Stand. Would you kindly? Would You Kindly? Run! Stop! Turn. A man chooses, a princess obeys. Assault! (Princess Twilight hits Twilight with the twilicane) A man Chooses… (Princess Twilight hits Twilight again with the twilicane) A Princess Obeys. (One more hit) OBEY! (Princess Twilight ends Twilight)
By Spunkychunks
Brace Yourselves
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