barack obama

The real reason the Government was shutdown.

And he does a pretty good job! He's still upset about Hodor, just like the rest of us. :(

Hint: look at the audience

After hearing that President Obama would be the only person to get advanced screeners of Game of Thrones' sixth season, Vanessa Golembewski ‏took matters into her own hands. She actually filed a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request to see if she could get the government to give up the goods. So far, she hasn't had much luck. You can follow along and track her progress using case number: GSA-2016-000633 because yes, this is very real. God bless America.