Ah, the Star Wars Universe , a galaxy full of plot holes and 'wookiee' mistakes, and yet we find ourselves drawn to it like Ewoks to a shiny stormtrooper helmet. From Han's legendary '12 parsecs' Kessel run (which, after much debate in cantinas across the globe, was finally accepted as time-distance... who knew?), to Obi-Wan suffering from the galaxy's worst case of amnesia - 'droid? what droid?' - we fans have turned into jedi-level diplomats, always ready with a theory or ten to explain it al…