Skyrim

No one could hear this and still call you a cultureless barbarian.

Art from Grant Gould.

Time to take more arrows to the knee!

Ok, I've been with the fandom for a while, but this? This is too much.

Shoutout to Patrick Lenton for putting together this unexpected, drama-soaked saga. The tale vividly portrays the trying loops any player will jump through to adopt a virtual dog in Skyrim. It's gold, and painfully accurate.

Or, there's always the tl;dr version:

Don't Know What This Means?

Dragonborn Pony