One meme to rule them all, One meme to find them, One meme to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them

Listen, I get it, The whole thing happens a long time ago in a galaxy far far away , It's space fantasy, there is an unexplained force, yada yada… That still doesn't explain how that giant worm could survive inside an asteroid in the Empire Strikes Back! I mean it was just sitting there, inside the astroid, in the middle of space, with nothing around her to eat. I know this is a sci-fi movie but come on! even the Sarlacc had to eat something, and it had Jawas, and Dewback lizards and the occasi…

You have a weird sense of humor—FALSE! The jokes and memes you like are objectively funny; they just require prior knowledge of certain pop culture cornerstones that not everyone possesses. While other people's interests and references are based on current world events and mainstream celebrity culture, yours are more obscure and specific. One might even say, more sophisticated. Don't get me wrong, it's still super silly and immature, but it's built on a much more intelligent foundation . For in…

Just don't go near the Roadhouse

Did you know you can get married by the Mothman now?…

Not me playing the most stressful game in my library so I can 'relax'

Marvel stunned the geeky community by revealing that Robert Downey Jr. is returning to the MCU, and this time he will be portraying one of the biggest and best villains in the Marvel universe—Doctor Doom. Well, now that the initial shock has worn off and we’ve had a few days to think about it, we came up with a wild (and very unfounded) theory that aims to answer the big question—why Robert Downey Jr.? They could have cast anyone else for the role (ahem, Cillian Murphy), but they chose to cast…

For too long have the nerds been divided. Each guarding their fandom as if it were a precious Arkenstone, each gatekeeping their lore for fear of contaminating it with non-canon events. For too long have the geeks had to fight each other on the battleground of TV quotes and movie references, each trying to hoard their memes in the safety of their own subreddits. But I say no more! Unite, my fellow Nerds and Geeks, My fellow dorks and dweebs! Unite under one banner - the banner of crossover meme…

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard

Don't drink the water!

You don't stop playing because you get old, You get old because you stop playing!

Being kind of an old geezer, I grew up on the original trilogy. I saw " Return of the Jedi " in the cinema when I was 7 and was completely hooked ever since. I made my parents buy the first two movies on VHS (which I wore out from watching on repeat). I also had the illustrated books, the toys, the soundtrack on vinyl, and whatever else Star Wars I could get my hands on. So when the prequels arrived, I was already too old to enjoy them for what they are—fantasy movies for kids, just like the or…

Leave your work at the office after 5 PM and use all of your PTO; life's too short to be wasted under fluorescent lights and in semi-functional swivel chairs.

For too long, the nerds have been divided. Each guarding their fandom as if it were a precious Arkenstone, each gatekeeping their lore for fear of contaminating it with non-canon events. For too long, the geeks have fought each other on the battleground of TV quotes and movie references, each trying to hoard their memes in the safety of their own subreddits. But I say no more! Unite, my fellow dorks and dweebs! Unite under one banner - the banner of crossover memes . We are not so different - t…

See How the Sausage is Made

Have you ever worked on something for years? I mean really poured your heart and soul into it, giving it all you've got. I can tell you that, personally, I have been working on a book for the past several years and I am nearly finished. But now I am absolutely terrified of actually showing it to anyone because after putting so much work into it, I don't think I could handle any kind of rejection. It would be devastating! Well, think about J.K. Rowling , who worked on the first book for over fiv…