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Poor guy was just trying to pull a solid, maybe save a few bucks in the process, when he bought his little girl a Nintendo DS from a secondhand gaming store.

Yes, it seems Richard Chester happened upon a case of sheer, unadulterated bad luck. The secondhand console in question was loaded with 30 explicit images ande hardcore videos. See below for a couple somewhat NSFW-ish pics of the devilish DS in action:





Chester said he's put the console away in the cupboard for the meanwhile...alright man, you do you.

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We've been served up some unexpected renditions of the infamous Godzilla; from the box-jawed mother of Matthew Broderick's 1998 version to the more recent 2014 encounter Bryan Cranston had with what might as well have been the mystery beast from Cloverfield.

Anyone see that? Nope? Oh, okay. End credits.

Great promise lies on the approaching summer horizon with the coming release of Godzilla: Resurgence. This will be the first Japanese Godzilla movie in over 10 year's time.

The new dropped photos of the supposed production designs employed to bring life to the newest Godzilla were reportedly leaked by a fan group on Twitter on Saturday.

What we have as the best fan theory proposed so far, kind of not really, is that this is the original 1954 Godzilla that somehow managed to start up with regenerating itself.

According to i09 this Godzilla is some kind of 'hybrid' design, never until now attempted in a Japanese Production. This production design weds computer graphics with a gigantic tower of a doll of rippling red muscle that portrays much resemblance to that of an anatomy chart.

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Sony's website where you can find a PlayStation 4 kiosk near you, Experience PlayStation, is wildly inaccurate. Apparently, the nearest PlayStation kiosk to me is in the floral design company Bella Rugosa.

Try it out for yourselves and let us know where your nearest kiosk is in the comments!

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38 Memes to Take You Down a Deep Dark Depraved Hole of Dank

These aren't your mothers memes. These memes take things to a whole new depraved level of comedy and debauchery, where other memes fail to go. If you have no moral qualms and see yourself as a depraved individual, you will get a hoot out of this amazing list of depravity and eldritch memes that will challenge those of us with even the strongest fortitudes. But if you need to keep going down the rabbit hole and see how far it those, these dark and dank memes are perfectly dosed to be the cherry on top your dark awakening. 

Dark and depraved dank memes and lots of them.
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Move over PS4 issues; it's time to get Xboned! Early Xbox One owners are finding that the Xbox Ones are suffering from broken disc drives out of the box. Warning: the sound of the drive is haunting and cringe worthy. Others are finding that their Kinects aren't performing either.