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Via The Verge
"Microsoft has revealed its latest product prop: a ridiculously large Xbox One in Vancouver. Straight reports that the console is 40 feet long and 20 feet wide, and that the prop will 'unlock' if enough people 'pledge' their gamertags — hinting that the next-generation monument could be preparing for some sort of human sacrifice."
Is this the prototype that had the power brick inside?
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Via Comedy Central
As is their wont, South Park destroyed Donald Trump last night.
Trump has obviously been all over everything over the past few months, most recently facing off against Stephen Colbert on The Late Show. And the creators of South Park ain't havin' it.
Creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have been regularly involved in politics, everything from Kim Jong Il lamentation in Team America: World Police to the President Obama's first election episode which aired the day after voting.
In the episode, Donald Trump becomes the Canadian president and he must be stopped. According to the show, they thought his candidacy was a joke, but they let the joke go too far.
So in very South Park fashion, Mr. Garrison invades Canada to sexually assault Trump to death.
Yep.
To quote the show:
"Did you hear the good news? The Canadian president has been f*cked to death!"
Before we begin, we must first note our sympathy for our friends in the cold barren wasteland of Canada. It must be hard living in that frozen tundra with nothing to do, slowly watching your sanity slip through your blue and black fingers.
With that said, things are getting weird up there. In the last day we've had footage of these poor people being driven to madness and diving into a frozen lake and one of the strangest meme wars we've ever seen has surfaced between two universities.
