Sit down, children, and let me regale you with a tale of a long-lost time called the 1990s . Oh, what a rad, out-of-this-world, wicked cool time that was! Picture this: everyone was rocking flannel shirts and baggy jeans, we all had Walkmans blasting grunge and boy bands, and Saturday mornings were sacred, reserved for the best cartoons ever. We didn't have smartphones; instead, we had Tamagotchis and Game Boys , and we lived for Blockbuster nights. Our biggest worry? Whether we'd ever beat tha…