Clark Kent

Could def see Ryan Reynolds doing this as Green Lantern --- buut thank God, he's Deadpool now.

Anne Abberley, 47, and Leam Thornorough, 36, were both arrested on the after witnesses described as the couple "bobbing up and down" during the movie and eventually going on to have sex in their seats. The police were called and the two love-crazed moviegoers were detained for 24 hours before being charged the next day.

-Insert the charges were dropped when the authorities determined the woman was called Martha, here-

Hey, maybe Abberley and Thornorough were just trying to keep their bad selves entertained during a movie that's received a bit of a negative response from folks that have seen it. Can't beat the Daily Star tweet below either...'bonking.'

SPOILERS AHEAD. Seriously, stop reading if you don't want to know. Alright. Onwards...

Today, Superman: Rebirth #1 came out, and the piece immediately reads at a notably slower pace. Superman meets the post-Flashpoint version of his old friend Lana, part-time love interest Lana Lang. 

Along the Lana Lang reunion tour he tells Lang about his death at the hands of Doomsday in 1992's Superman #75; and his resurrection afterwards, resulting from a combination of events/individuals on pre-Flashpoint Earth.

It is then however, that the two realize the New 52 Superman -- who sacrificed his life in last week's Superman #52 is now gone forever. RIP Superman 52, you will be missed.