video game logic

Most Pokémon don't even have 200 HP until after the Elite Four...

Agents with the Border Patrol apprehended two Canadian teens that wandered themselves past the border into the U.S. while they were in the throes of a particularly engaging Pokémon GO session.

"Both juveniles were so captivated by their Pokémon GO games that they lost track of where they were. They crossed the International Border inadvertently but agents were able to reunite them with their mother." said Michael Rappold of the Havre Sector Border Patrol Office.

F**king Canadians man, am I right?

Stahp!

And then watch what happens when you add artificial lemon flavoring.

Boy, does she have an egg on her face.