video game logic

If you're like me you might've been out there trying to catch 'em all, stressed out about making the most outta your limited supply of incense, and completely unaware that the best way to attract Pokémon while using an incense is to jog...at exactly 7.5 miles per hour. So, reasonably damn fast. 

Yes, according to Pokémon GO's coding (first discovered by the Redditor __isitin__), Incense'll spawn one Pokémon every five minutes, if the player is not moving around. Except, the spawn rate surges to once a minute if a player travels at least 200 meters between spawns---about 7.5 MPH.

Based off Pokémon GO's frustratingly glitchy tracking system, and players actually taking pit stops to catch the Pokémon they find---you'd probably be able to catch between 10-15 Pokémon while your incense is active.

Stahp!

Most Pokémon don't even have 200 HP until after the Elite Four...

And then watch what happens when you add artificial lemon flavoring.

These claws are made for loving!

Agents with the Border Patrol apprehended two Canadian teens that wandered themselves past the border into the U.S. while they were in the throes of a particularly engaging Pokémon GO session.

"Both juveniles were so captivated by their Pokémon GO games that they lost track of where they were. They crossed the International Border inadvertently but agents were able to reunite them with their mother." said Michael Rappold of the Havre Sector Border Patrol Office.

F**king Canadians man, am I right?