parody

The nerdy version of the popular Slim Jesus "Drill Time" music video!

Ditto's side of the story

Warning: naughty language ahead.

Yeah, this Pokémon pr0n parody is a thing that really exists, and for some reason the folks who made it opted to not go the hot cosplay Pikachu route.  Instead, they created this abomination, Dikachu:



If that hasn't turned you off completely, you can watch the full safe-ish for work trailer here.  It features the cleverly named "Fisty," "Squirt-hole," and "Gash," and I'd rather die than see it again. 

Someone send help, there isn't enough eye bleach in my arsenal for this.

This is why everyone loves Hitmonlee more.

Why battling on water didn't make sense