garbodor

If you train a Garbordor, you're hardly seeing anything besides its back. So just pretend it's smiling like that, greeting everything it meets and being friendly as heck! (Also ignore it's Pokédex entries. It's just shaking those 'mon's paws. Totally not clenching them)

Don't let your room become an ecosystem.

... But Garbodor is a nightmare!

Dear likely underpaid intern running the Pokémon Twitter account: please stahp.