GTS

So I wanted a Mightyena...

And it's a shiny too.

I really wanted a Magikarp who knows how to Splash, they're kind rare these days!

True, most offers on the GTS are like that, but "FAIR TRADE?"

Tricks Are For Kids

This crap has been ruining a genius feature ever since it was invented, and Game Freak has done absolutely nothing about it.

And by "obtainable," I mean legally obtainable, in game, with no cheats.