GTS

Because not all of us are mean.

True, most offers on the GTS are like that, but "FAIR TRADE?"

And it's a shiny too.

The people requesting the fake trio of legendaries is a bit of a problem, though.

So I wanted a Mightyena...

I really wanted a Magikarp who knows how to Splash, they're kind rare these days!

WTF...

And by "obtainable," I mean legally obtainable, in game, with no cheats.