I don't have a tattoo, not even one. I've had tons of cool ideas and designs for tattoos , but I always tell myself to wait a year or two and see if I still think it's worth putting on my skin. And guess what? So far, none of them have made the cut. I don't know if it's because I am constantly evolving as a person or because of the truth—I am too scared and not cool enough to actually do it (Pretty sure it's the first one). Anyway, most people take their tattoos very seriously. They plan them,…

It took you 200 tries, but you finally beat Malenia. Then you find out the developers have made new DLC for the game—it can't be that hard, can it?

Not just your typical streaming subscriptions

Personality type? Peppy.

Watching the Shibuya Incident Arc probably hits different if you frequent the area.

Everyone thinks that their family is the most awkward , and everyone has the photos to prove it—which leads me to just one conclusion: Everyone's family is equally awkward and takes equally awkward photos. Let me get philosophical for a moment and ask, “What is a family?” and then quickly answer—just a collection of people who would never in a million years think about spending all their time together but somehow are required to. What's really funny is that the bigger the family, the more awkwa…

It's hard to overstate just how impactful Iron Man's character was on the modern cinematic landscape. Marvel really did the impossible here—they were on the brink of complete bankruptcy and, as a last effort to save their company, they gambled on Iron Man. And it was a crazy bet at the time. If they could, they would have made a Spider-Man movie, a Fantastic Four movie, or an X-Men movie—but they couldn't. They had already sold the rights to these characters just to stay afloat, and now they we…

You know what's better than being correct? Winning the lottery! But also being technically correct . In this age of social media, where we engage with complete strangers daily, there's no better feeling than shutting down a conversation or an argument with one perfect comeback. Look, anyone can be correct on the internet (and most people THINK they are, all the time), but being technically correct —that's the ace up your sleeve. It allows you to walk away victorious from any argument, even if y…

I swear, all I did was try out a new spell my friend Dave told me about—the one that is supposed to summon a lesser demon to come and do all your chores for you. And I don't know if I recited the incantation wrong, or if I added the wrong ingredient to the pot (I used the eye of an action figure of Newt from Aliens because I couldn't find an actual newt). Anyway, this portal opened up, but instead of a small, friendly demon, all these memes started pouring out, and they seem to be coming from e…

My eyes aren't glistening with the ghosts of my past!

Yer a wizard

1994 was arguably one of the best years in movie history , with a slew of amazing and timeless movies coming out one after another. This remarkable year gave us classics that spanned across genres, leaving an indelible mark on cinema. From the action-packed thrills of True Lies to the dark comedy of Pulp Fiction , and the heartwarming adventure of The Lion King , 1994 delivered something for everyone . Quentin Tarantino redefined storytelling with his unconventional narrative in Pulp Fiction ,…

Come to the dark side - We have memes

Hark, noble scroller of the digital scrolls ! As thou dost thumb through the vast interwebs, prithee, take a moment to rest thine eyes upon this humble collection. In days of yore, ere smartphones and Wi-Fi signals did conquer the land, jesters and minstrels spun tales and sang songs to entertain the masses. But now, we hath memes – glorious illustrations paired with witticisms that would surely have even the most stoic of knights holding their sides in laughter . Ah, but fear not, for these ar…

I love being Gen-X . It means I am old enough to remember a time when we didn't have the internet, the TV only had 3 channels, there were no cell phones and it was considered okay to just walk around your town looking for stuff to do. It makes me appreciate all the comforts of life we have today while also making me less anxious about life in general. people are so afraid of everything today but I still remember drinking from the garden hose and going to my friend's house without any actual way…

I wonder if the Hobbit trilogy will have the same sort of reception the Star Wars prequels had. Think about it—We have one perfect trilogy that everyone loves; a trilogy that changes cinema and raises an entire generation of fans. Followed by a second trilogy that is much less well received, and even gets a lot of undeserved hate (because everything today has to be the best thing or the worst thing ever). Both are by the same director (who was somewhat unknown during the first trilogy and then…