Meme-vengers... Assemble!

One meme to rule them all, One meme to find them, One meme to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them

I sometimes think about the information that is stored in my Brain and how it's about 85% movie quotes and useless trivia about pop culture. If you asked me what my social security number was or what I had for breakfast I Would just stand there, staring at you for a good minute until I give up and declare that I have no idea. But for some reason , I know that Gandalf's horse is called Shadowfax and that the planet in the alien movie is called lv-426. Why? Why would my Brain decide to store that…

I've always wanted to get Isekai'd... wait, not to Paradis!

This listicle features some the most timeless and iconic movie posters in movie history, and they were all illustrated by one man - Drew Struzan. Now, I'll be honest with you, I never actually given any real thought as to who actually made all these movie posters, simply because I took them for granted. It made sense that awesome movies have awesome posters. I guess I just figured that the studios reach out to several different artists and end up picking the best one and that there was an agree…

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It's funny because it's peer reviewed!

Being witty is better than being correct.

I knew all those years of watching TV endlessly and reading Sci-fi books would pay off! All that time I spent reading obscure lord of the Rings facts and watching YouTube deep dives into the intricate history of the Star Wars Universe. Hours upon hours spent in unknown reddit threads, reading overly detailed fan theories and searching through endless Facebook discussions, cramming each piece of useless information into my rotting mind have finally paid off - I got the obscure reference behind t…

I miss arcades! And I'm talking about those real 80s arcades , where you would just have video game cabinets, waiting for you to drop a quarter in and start playing. And as long as you were good, as long as you were winning - you could just keep playing on the same quarter. Me and my brother used to go every day after school to our local arcade and spend hours there, playing “After burner” “Double Dragon” Operation Wolf" and “Metal Slug”. But our jam was “Golden Axe”. We got so good at Golden A…

One meme to rule them all, One meme to find them, One meme to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them

Listen, I get it, The whole thing happens a long time ago in a galaxy far far away , It's space fantasy, there is an unexplained force, yada yada… That still doesn't explain how that giant worm could survive inside an asteroid in the Empire Strikes Back! I mean it was just sitting there, inside the astroid, in the middle of space, with nothing around her to eat. I know this is a sci-fi movie but come on! even the Sarlacc had to eat something, and it had Jawas, and Dewback lizards and the occasi…

You have a weird sense of humor—FALSE! The jokes and memes you like are objectively funny; they just require prior knowledge of certain pop culture cornerstones that not everyone possesses. While other people's interests and references are based on current world events and mainstream celebrity culture, yours are more obscure and specific. One might even say, more sophisticated. Don't get me wrong, it's still super silly and immature, but it's built on a much more intelligent foundation . For in…

Not AI!

Just don't go near the Roadhouse

Did you know you can get married by the Mothman now?…