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Funny tweets about X-men and superpowers, professor x, weird twitter, twitter meme | Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt Professor X: what's your super power? Me: impersonation Professor X: oh really? Professor X: yes Spooky Skoog @Skoog Professor X: what's your power? Me: super strength Professor X: that's great Me: but only when i'm really horny Professor X: oh? Me: [stares him directly in the eye while i lift an entire bookcase] Professor X: oh..

Clever Tweets About Professor X & Questionable Superpowers

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funny random memes, dank memes, netflix memes, stupid memes | my mum about take dentist Do trust 5yo thinking are going Disneyland With every cell my body. The Flash CW | Little Cousin 6 years old makes sense Little Cousin born 2014 ?e: AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA

34 Scrollable Memes That Made Us Lightly Chuckle

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Kid ends up going nuclear on his dad during a game of Monopoly | r/tifu Join u/SqueakyCleanNoseDown 15h TIFU by using nuclear option game monopoly. M four player family game Monopoly. My brother, our parents and were playing, and wasn't doing well wasn't bankrupt or heavily mortgaged yet, but could tell if something drastic didn't change next 3 turns or so toast didn't have any monopolies, but did have couple 2 out 3 properties (New York and St. James being standouts) and couple scattered here

Kid Goes Nuclear On Dad In Monopoly

All about the slumlord strategy.
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Funny memes, dank memes, dank drop, dank memes from reddit, r/dank memes, spicy memes, political memes | toilet my dreams Do trust about piss all over myself With every cell my body. The Flash CW | My mom comes wake up school who never even went bed: dog sitting in front of a computer

The Dank Drop: 25 Of Our Favorite Dank Memes Of The Week (10-3 To 10-9)

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Tumblr Thread on the collateral damage the Mythbusters caused | switch-up-snowfox Follow Oh cannonball ain't nothin compared esparto incident. nate2247 Follow now switch-up-snowfox Follow They were testing phrase "knock socks off" and because its mythbusters build team (which consists 3 boom addicted gremlins) they decided go quarry near Esparto california test myth by blowing shit up. This time they got 500 pounds ANFO detonation pretty damn big.

Tumblr Thread: Collateral Damage Caused by Mythbusters

Sometimes things got out of hand.
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Spongebob Memes, Spongebob Squarepants, Funny Memes, Stupid Memes, Dank Memes, Relatable Memes, Cartoons | 11-year-old real life 11-year-old anime 11-year-old Netflix Patrick Star | breathe HINGA DINGA DURGEN viking

25 Spongebob Memes In Celebration Of Leif Erikson Day

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Employee maliciously complies with free donut day and bully coworkers | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/grillbuster5 11 hours ago is MY day buy donuts entire office as new person Well OK oc M As new person" at my job told multiple times expected provide donuts entire office. Normally s not big deal but two people particular were rude and relentless about donuts all week. Others joined also. Apparently, these people recently extorted two boxes Krispy Kremes someone else.

New Employee is Not Having Free Donut Day

Line in the sand.
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Funny and dank dungeons and dragons memes, dungeon master memes, stupid memes | DM vibing battle music party dying fight | bard has had enough haunted mansion Fuck these ghosts Spooky jazz

50 Dank Dungeons and Dragons Memes Of Varying Freshness

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text Onyx @Allanah_Morales Y'all remember principals used sit our classes our teachers became fake nice af day lol

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 12, 2020)

The funny women of Twitter
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Man returns a lost wallet through sending messages in transactions | Tim Cameron Follow @Timcammm just lost my wallet on way home work didn't have much identifying info there so good Samaritan got touch with my via my bank account 4x transfers 0.01 each with reference up 18 chars

Man Returns Lost Wallet By Sending Messages Through Transactions

The world isn't a totally bad place after all.
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Jacinda Ardern New Zealand prime minister visits streamer

New Zealand Twitch Streamer Casually Gets a Visit From a World Leader

Wonderful wholesome gamer moment.
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Twitter thread on very high arctic fruit and vegetable prices | Inuk Katara @KataraPiujuq Thread fruit and vegetable prices Arctic 7:53 PM 06 Oct 20 Twitter Web App 19.3K Retweets 1,932 Quote Tweets 51K Likes Inuk Katara @KataraPiujuq 20h Replying KataraPiujuq And before say 'just move down south' here is price airfare my hometown Ottawa O https bookings.canadiannorth.com/dx/STDX/Might-selection?journeyType-one-way&localemen-US O YGT YOW 又Passerears Seats Panent 1,225.08 DEPART Wed, Oct 7th Trip

Twitter Thread: Inuit Shares Insane Food Prices Up North

Seventy dollars for a watermelon? What is this, Japan?
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submarine sonar hitting scuba divers loud noise

Divers Get Pinged By Submarines Sonar

Warning, it is very loud
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cracked video about women with murder thighs repeating in 90's movies

EVERYONE was Kung Fu fighting, and then ten years later...

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A Tumblr post about a customer counteracting angry Karen with kindness | unclefather cashier: l'm sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food old people: let speak manager. This never would have happened my day. And yet all want minimum wage raised going kill cashier sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food

Tumblr Thread: Aggressive Generosity Combats Boomer Selfishness

The world's an awesome place sometimes.
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Funny random memes for wasting time, relatable memes, office memes, dank memes, funny tweets | friend: omg had dream where married my crush my dreams: Shutte Ste Here's child car flying and cat holding a naked man in a basket | Leonardo Dicaprio wasn't always meme, he an actor too sure grandma let's get bed DAD

36 Memes Meant For Wasting Precious Time

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