Everyones favourite paranoid personality disorder sufferer!

Get the knitting pattern for these Scale Mail Gloves.

You read that correctly, $1,900.

By that I mean the original eleven foot model used in the original series.  The model lives at the Smithsonian now, where it is cared for by a team of smart and thoughtful curators.  Check out their thoughtful approach to housing the Starship Enterprise in the video above.