Sometimes you just have to break it down to the maths of the situation. In this case, the last timelord + a london shopgirl = …
If the "Bad Wolf" was a cute little wolf!!
With the upcoming 50th anniversary season of Doctor Who resuming soon, make sure you're stocked up on plenty of Tardis Ice Pops. With only 110 calories, they're the perfect snack for travelling through time and space.
And your Doctor's TARDIS.
...and I thought they only told the truth?