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With The Magic Of Friendship And This Folding Chair I Found!

I reckon there was always the chance that she might realize there was a much simpler way to defeat The Dazzlings than trying to beat them at their own game in a song contest.

It's been a long, hard year.

But there's no way you can cut me off
My perfect day is gonna happen and no one can stop me
And now I will feed on your love
'Cuz it turns out I'm a Changeling and your feels are lunch
No, I didn't have to stoop so low
Throw your betrothed in a cavern and then blast your sister
I guess a girl can have it all
Now I'm just somepony that you used to know