stranger than fan fiction

May the best stallion win the right to be ignored by Rainbow Dash

Let's see you critique your way out of this one Quibble.

Gummy probably sacrificed his teeth to have dominion over all crocodile and alligator-like creatures.

Oh hey! It's that character from that video game, you know the one. The one where you do lots of parkour in old ruins while treasure hunting in foreign lands... You know... Gross Neckbeard Treasure Hunter! That's the one!

Really MLP? That's not particularly g-rated. But I guess ropes are less obvious than most pillows.

Revel in the drama, gosh its boring here.

Maybe he can go pick up one of those Daring Do body pillows instead