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FLORIDA MARE AND UNKNOWN ACCOMPLICE BANNED FROM STATE ZOO WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY SETTING ALLIGATOR WRESTLING RECORD



FLORIDA MARE WEARING ASSLESS CHAPS FINISHES BIKE RALLY ON SCOOTER, OVER 30 CONTESTANTS TAKEN TO URGENT CARE FOR ANKLE-RELATED INJURIES



FLORIDA MARE WINS DAYTONA 500 IN A PINK GOLF CART, FIGHTS OVER RULES ABOUT WHAT CONSTITUTES A "RACE CAR" BREAK OUT



FLORIDA MARE OFFERS TO PERSONALLY FIGHT CATEGORY 2 HURRICANE, QUOTE "IT KNOWS WHAT IT GOT COMING TO IT"



FLORIDA MARE RUINS ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET BY STANDING IN THE FOOD AND DECLARING HERSELF A 'TREAT'

Twilight and Starlight trying to create new Elements of Harmony. But something goes wrong...