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Here we can see the Equestrian Purple Bookhorse (Equus Librivorus) in it's natural habitat. Seldom do we get the chance to observe this reclusive creature in it's nest. Having just devoured it's prey (an unsuspecting period drama) this magnificent literary predator is sleeping off it's meal, secure in the knowledge that it's weaponized adoribility will cause immediate cardiac arrest in any would-be predators that dare approach it. This defence mechanism is commonly referred to as the Hnnnng-effect.