As you leave the dark woods, clutching your trusty sword in your hands and still shaking from the harrowing battle you have just barely escaped, You gaze to the distance and see a small shack surrounded by old, withered wheat. Whoever was living in this shack had clearly left it long ago or had perhaps died and stopped attending his field. You are tired and hurting and in desperate need of rest; The shack will do. The door creaks open slowly, stretching and ripping a large amount of cobwebs as…

Oof, to keep your character alive in Dungeons and Dragons… well, it's no easy feat. Especially if the character in question is an 89-year-old human wizard at level 8, with 29 health.

Welcome, brave traveler, to a realm where humor and fantasy intertwine. As you enter the ancient castle, its stone walls echoing with the whispers of ages past, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton guard. With a swift roll of the dice, you vanquish the foe, its bones clattering to the ground. Your victory is short-lived, however, as you soon stumble upon a treasure far greater than gold: an ancient tome, its pages filled with the sacred texts of 31 Dungeons & Dragons memes . As you le…

Welcome, brave traveler, to a realm where humor and fantasy intertwine. As you enter the ancient castle, its stone walls echoing with the whispers of ages past, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton guard. With a swift roll of the dice, you vanquish the foe, its bones clattering to the ground. Your victory is short-lived, however, as you soon stumble upon a treasure far greater than gold: an ancient tome, its pages filled with the sacred texts of 34 Dungeons & Dragons memes . As you le…

Welcome, brave traveler, to a realm where humor and fantasy intertwine. As you enter the ancient castle, its stone walls echoing with the whispers of ages past, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton guard. With a swift roll of the dice, you vanquish the foe, its bones clattering to the ground. Your victory is short-lived, however, as you soon stumble upon a treasure far greater than gold: an ancient tome, its pages filled with the sacred texts of 31 Dungeons & Dragons memes . As you le…

Welcome, brave traveler, to a realm where humor and fantasy intertwine. As you enter the ancient castle, its stone walls echoing with the whispers of ages past, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton guard. With a swift roll of the dice, you vanquish the foe, its bones clattering to the ground. Your victory is short-lived, however, as you soon stumble upon a treasure far greater than gold: an ancient tome, its pages filled with the sacred texts of 31 Dungeons & Dragons memes . As you le…

Welcome, brave traveler, to a realm where humor and fantasy intertwine. As you enter the ancient castle, its stone walls echoing with the whispers of ages past, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton guard. With a swift roll of the dice, you vanquish the foe, its bones clattering to the ground. Your victory is short-lived, however, as you soon stumble upon a treasure far greater than gold: an ancient tome, its pages filled with the sacred texts of 41 Dungeons & Dragons memes . As you le…

Welcome, brave traveler, to a realm where humor and fantasy intertwine. As you enter the ancient castle, its stone walls echoing with the whispers of ages past, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton guard. With a swift roll of the dice, you vanquish the foe, its bones clattering to the ground. Your victory is short-lived, however, as you soon stumble upon a treasure far greater than gold: an ancient tome, its pages filled with the sacred texts of 33 Dungeons & Dragons memes . As you le…

Welcome, brave traveler, to a realm where humor and fantasy intertwine. As you enter the ancient castle, its stone walls echoing with the whispers of ages past, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton guard. With a swift roll of the dice, you vanquish the foe, its bones clattering to the ground. Your victory is short-lived, however, as you soon stumble upon a treasure far greater than gold: an ancient tome, its pages filled with the sacred texts of 31 Dungeons & Dragons memes . As you le…

Welcome, brave traveler, to a realm where humor and fantasy intertwine. As you enter the ancient castle, its stone walls echoing with the whispers of ages past, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton guard. With a swift roll of the dice, you vanquish the foe, its bones clattering to the ground. Your victory is short-lived, however, as you soon stumble upon a treasure far greater than gold: an ancient tome, its pages filled with the sacred texts of 41 Dungeons & Dragons memes . As you le…

Welcome, brave traveler, to a realm where humor and fantasy intertwine. As you enter the ancient castle, its stone walls echoing with the whispers of ages past, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton guard. With a swift roll of the dice, you vanquish the foe, its bones clattering to the ground. Your victory is short-lived, however, as you soon stumble upon a treasure far greater than gold: an ancient tome, its pages filled with the sacred texts of 48 Dungeons & Dragons memes . As you le…

Welcome, brave traveler, to a realm where humor and fantasy intertwine. As you enter the ancient castle, its stone walls echoing with the whispers of ages past, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton guard. With a swift roll of the dice, you vanquish the foe, its bones clattering to the ground. Your victory is short-lived, however, as you soon stumble upon a treasure far greater than gold: an ancient tome, its pages filled with the sacred texts of 38 Dungeons & Dragons memes . As you le…

Welcome, brave traveler, to a realm where humor and fantasy intertwine. As you enter the ancient castle, its stone walls echoing with the whispers of ages past, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton guard. With a swift roll of the dice, you vanquish the foe, its bones clattering to the ground. Your victory is short-lived, however, as you soon stumble upon a treasure far greater than gold: an ancient tome, its pages filled with the sacred texts of 35 Dungeons & Dragons memes . As you le…

From sneaking into a goblin camp, to discovering castles in the sky...

Well done, Miss Granger!

One heartbroken DND player navigates his campaign after an ugly breakup...