JK Rowling Announced a New Harry Potter Play on Twitter

geek memes news harry potter new play cursed child
- -

JK Rowling's trying to help you get cultured, y'all! Coming soon to a theater (not the movie kind) near you (well, in London) is a brand new Harry Potter play called Cursed Child. JK didn't offer any plot details, but who are we kidding; if it's Harry Potter related, we're in.

Working alongside JK on this project are Tony award winning director John Tiffany (Once) and screenwriter/playright Jack Thorne (Skins, Cast-offs, The Scouting Book for Boys). She's said the play won't be a prequel, but as for what the Cursed Child actually is, we'll have to wait and see.

In other Harry Potter news that will probably make you feel old, JK Rowling reminded us that the first Harry Potter novel was published EIGHTEEN YEARS AGO. Do you remember where you were when the wizarding world of Harry Potter first came to be?

JK Rowling Wants to Assure You That You Did Go to Hogwarts, and It Was Totally Real

geek memes jk rowling twitter of course you went to hogwarts
- -

If I had a dollar for every time I saw a "I didn't get my letter from Hogwarts" joke, I'd probably have as much money as JK Rowling, who apparently now has the luxury of spending her days responding to fans on Twitter.  

The author's latest entry into the JK Rowling Twitter Hall of Fame (seriously, she's basically the president of the great nation of Twitter at this point) reminds you that even if your letter didn't arrive by owl, you definitely went to Hogwarts.  So wipe those tears from your eyes and let the books be your Hogwarts Express.

J.K. Rowling Wishes Draco Happy Birthday, Defends Harry, Won't Get Off Twitter

Draco's birthday and harry potter's son keep J K Rowling on Twitter
- -

J.K. Rowling confirmed a fan June 5 in their celebration of the character Draco Malfoy's birthday. She even let slip his age.

At the ripe, old age of 35, Draco can now officially be elected the President of the United States. Except for the fact that he was probably born in England. Or in the Wizarding World. Or whatever.

But if his parents took a portkey to America for the birth of their son and he was naturalized in the colonies, he could still make a run for it.

Rowling didn't stop there.

She amazingly took on a fan who doubted the legitimacy of Harry's naming his son after Serverus Snape.

What a basic fan complaint. Why do you engage with this J.K.? Don't you have things to do? Where are your children?

JK Rowling Supports Irish Gay Marriage, Slams Westboro Baptist Church on Twitter. Long Live Twitter Queen JK!

geek memes jk rowling twitter ireland gay marriage westboro baptist church
- -

After Harry Potter author and resident Twitter Goddess JK Rowling tweeted a message of love and admiration for Ireland's recent gay marriage vote outcome by proposing a marriage between Dumbledore and Gandalf, the Westboro Baptist Church (regarded as the resident cesspool of humanity) challenged her fantastic meme by saying they'd picket any such union:

Rowling shut them down deftly, but one twitter user suggested that may not have been the right thing to do:

JK rebutted by saying the WBC wasn't what was important, but rather her show of support for those who need it:

You go, JK Rowling!