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Darth Vader clearly should have stuck around to raise his kids; the sound of the sith lord wheezing puts this little one right to sleep. Better keep an eye on her midi-chlorian count, dad!
Seven year old Padawan Colin Gilpatrick wrote a letter to George Lucas after discovering that Jedi could not get married:Lucasfilm responded with a grab bag of goodies and an a-okay for Colin to wed. It's too cute, I can't handle it!Colin's got a few good years to train in the force before setttling down, but it's nice to know he's got the official Lucasfilm blessing when the time comes.
In other Star Wars news that'll make you feel alive inside, watch R2D2 really make this little boy's day:
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