One Look at Dikachu Will Ensure You Never Fap to Pokémon Again

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Yeah, this Pokémon pr0n parody is a thing that really exists, and for some reason the folks who made it opted to not go the hot cosplay Pikachu route.  Instead, they created this abomination, Dikachu:

If that hasn't turned you off completely, you can watch the full safe-ish for work trailer here.  It features the cleverly named "Fisty," "Squirt-hole," and "Gash," and I'd rather die than see it again. 

Someone send help, there isn't enough eye bleach in my arsenal for this.

Plants Vs Zombies Vs Movies

I hear plants vs zombies going to be really plot heavy.
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So, this is a thing. A 'Plants Vs Zombies' movie.

Via Tracking Board:

In a move that should surprise no one, I can now confirm that an adaptation of the popular video game is now in development at Warner Bros. will produce the feature through his shingle , which has had a first-look deal with the studio for the last few years. and will oversee development for the studio.