I Kid You Not, This Frozen Calendar Costs Over $800,000

800000 platinum frozen calendar
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To be fair, the thing is solid platinum and weighs 22lbs, but it costs a jaw-dropping $835,800. The company also sells smaller, less platinum versions for as low as $130 (for just one gram of platinum), but I say go big or go home. Check out all of Japanese jewelry company Ginza Tanaka's frozen merch here.

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