Crap! We're surrounded! We can't fight off this many twilight fans on our own!

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Look, Mr. I don't like your beard, and you're gunna sit there while my little friend shaves it off!

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Money Will Fix Anything

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Has access to multiple vehicles Never uses them as weapons

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AMERICA

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DEAR GOD! It's the TV Show Extras!

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I SAID "IT'S NAP TIME!"

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Everything you see here, everything the sun touches, is my kingdom, and someday son it will all be yours.

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And not a single f*ck was given that day.

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Meanwhile in Texas

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Don't Throw any beads until they show you some b*obs.

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AMC's the Walking Doldrums

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Responsible Parenting

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How Many Times do I Gotta Tell You?!

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Those Father-Son Moments

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I'd Say it Was a Success!

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