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Want to feel like the internet is hellbent on destroying your childhood? Who am I kidding, you probably already feel that way, what with all the sexy, scary, and did I mention sexy Disney art out there. If you need some more, check out Dorkly's series of movies written by some of your favorite sites:

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Via: D23
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The annual D23 Expo is underway in Anaheim, and Disney has had lots of great news and trivia to share about their upcoming films:

  • -Toy Story 4 will exist outside of the main Toy Story trilogy, and will be focused around a love story between Woody and Bo Peep
  • -Rashida Jones will co-write Toy Story 4
  • -Ginnifer Goodwin (Once Upon a Time) will star alongside Jason Bateman in Zootopia
  • -Shakira will also voice a character in Zootopia named Gazelle. She will also be performing an original song for the film
  • -Zootopia's DMV will be staffed by sloths. And I thought my DMV was slow!
  • -Gigantic, Disney's take on the classic Jack and the Beanstalk will be set in Spain during the age of discovery. It will be directed by Tangled's Nathan Greno, and the team behind the songs of Frozen, Kristen Anderson Lopez and Robert Lopez, will head up the music.
  • -Moana, Disney's first film about a Polynesian princess, will take place roughly 2,000 years ago, and feature Moana on a journey with the god Maui, who will be voiced by Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
  • -Samoan born musician Opetaia Foa'i will work alongside Disney veteran Mark Mancina, Dave Metzger, and composer Lin-Manuel Miranda to produce the film's music. Here's a sample of his Foa'i's music:
  • -The Pacific Ocean will be a character in the film, and will be able to express emotion much like the magic carpet in Aladdin.
  • -Diane Keaton and Eugene Levy will star as Dory's parents, Jenny and Charlie in the Finding Nemo sequel, Finding Dory. Albert Brooks returns as Marlon and Nemo will now be played by Hayden Rolance. The original Nemo, Alexander Gould, is too old to return as Nemo.
  • -Finding Dory will take place six months after the original. Dory is living with Nemo and Martin, but needs to find her family.
  • -Ed O'Neill, Ty Burrell, and Kaitlin Olson will voice three new characters: Hank the curmudgeonly octopus, Bailey the beluga whale, and Bailey the whale shark who thinks she's a whale.
  • -A new film called Coco inspired by the Day of the Dead from the team behind Toy Story 3 is in the works.
  • -Coco will tell the story of twelve year old Miguel and his family as they explore their history and culture.
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Via: MTV
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There's been a theory floating around the internet for a long time that the King and Queen of Arendelle didn't actually drown in a shipwreck, but instead wound up on a jungle-filled island where they built a treehouse and raised a little baby boy before being eaten by a leopard. If that sounds familiar, it's because that's THE PLOT OF TARZAN! GASP!



This theory was spurred on during a Reddit AMA with the folks who made Frozen when co-director Jennifer Lee relayed that fellow co-director Chris Beck believes the theory:




Some people took this to mean Tarzan of Arendelle was canon, but film directors can have headcanons and fan theories too, you guys! Beck, who worked on Tarzan, clarified his stance in an interview with MTV:

When you’re working on a feature, you have a lot of time to think about stuff because it takes four years to make one. I think Jen [Lee] and I were walking to a meeting, and I just start to tell her the entire story.

I said, ’Of course Anna and Elsa’s parents didn’t die,'” he added. “Yes, there was a shipwreck, but they were at sea a little bit longer than we think they were because the mother was pregnant, and she gave birth on the boat, to a little boy. They get shipwrecked, and somehow they really washed way far away from the Scandinavian waters, and they end up in the jungle. They end up building a tree house and a leopard kills them, so their baby boy is raised by gorillas. So in my little head, Anna and Elsa’s brother is Tarzan — but on the other side of that island are surfing penguins, to tie in a non-Disney movie, ’Surf’s Up.’ That’s my fun little world.


But before you leave feeling too crushed, nobody has confirmed or denied the theory that the Arendelle shipwreck is the shipwreck explored in The Little Mermaid, so you can keep that dream alive.

 

Finnish artist and designer, Jirka Väätäinen has made a fantastic series of Disney Princesses (and others) drawn as if they were real life human people. Now, it's the dude's turn. Eight of Disney's hunkiest romantic leads, (princes and no) are turned into life-like pieces of art. Relive your pre-pubescent sexual awakening going through these childhood fantasies, it's only kind of awkward.

The men have been paired with their female counter-parts just to see how well the couples stack up.

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