Look, I'm just going to come out and say it: this version of the Iron Throne is made out of sex toys.  Big ones.  Don't watch this video in the office, and don't say I didn't warn you.  That said, this thing is awe inspiring, and if you live in the UK you can win it (for, you know, personal reasons).

If you don't watch Game of Thrones, you won't get this joke. Sorry!