A Drunk Guy Gave Himself the Worst Charmander Tattoo

Redditor yllwsnow2 claims his buddy was drunk and high on Xanax and thought it would be fun to give himself a Pokémon tattoo. Now, I don't want to speak for him, maybe the guy has no regrets, but if I had to make an educated guess, I'm pretty sure this thing didn't turn out how he meant for it to:

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Is it crying? It looks like it's crying

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He was apparently going for a "Tim Burton-ized" version, which is supposed to look like this:

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You can see more of these Burtonized Pokémon from artist Vaughn Pinpin here.
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When done correctly Burton Pokémon tattoos can look pretty awesome

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But when you give yourself a tattoo while drunk or high? This is why you don't drink and drive a tattoo gun, friends.
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The Charmander has been digitized, in case you need it for....reasons

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There's also a t-shirt

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And a ring, because it's the internet and why wouldn't there be a ring?

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You keep doing you, internet. You crazy, beautiful thing.