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would you kindly,twilight sparkle,bioshock
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The Princess has entered my lab, And now she's come to befriend me. In the end, what separates a man from a slave. Money? Power? No, A man chooses, A slave obeys You Think you have memories. A Library, Friends, The Spell, The Coronation, And then this place. Were there really friends? Did you really "make" that "magic"? Or was it forced out by something less than a man. Something bred to sleepwalk through life, until activated by a simple phrase spoken by their kindly master. Was a girl sent to befriend? A slave? Or a princess? A man chooses, a slave obeys. Stop. Would you kindly? Would you kindly? A Powerful Phrase. A Familiar Phrase? Sit. Would you kindly? Stand. Would you kindly? Would You Kindly? Run! Stop! Turn. A man chooses, a princess obeys. Assault! (Princess Twilight hits Twilight with the twilicane) A man Chooses… (Princess Twilight hits Twilight again with the twilicane) A Princess Obeys. (One more hit) OBEY! (Princess Twilight ends Twilight)

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2K Games has started promoting something called "Advent," which seems to be a game about a futuristic, gated community that features surveillance for your protection, genetic mutation, and something that is definitely amiss.  So, you know, BioShock.  There's a site up that promotes the Advent community, with such claims as "our citizens deserve to experience everything life has to offer—free from harm and sickness. We promise nothing less than a brighter future for all."  However, if you hover around the propaganda long enough, the site holds some additional secrets.



We'll probably have to wait until E3 to see what this is, but if you're a betting person, a new BioShock seems likely.

Via: Smosh Games
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No gods or kings. Only big daddies. And little sisters. And splicers. And megalomaniacal philosopher-tyrants.

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