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"Fate, it would seem, has played a cruel joke with Colonel Guile. One of his signature and most fearsome attack moves, the "Sonic Boom" became the reason for his complete loss of hearing. As a result of that Guile got discharged from the Air Force. And to make matters worse, during the process of the medical exam, overflown with emotions, he lost control over his temper and knocked a military official into a permanent coma. For that reason he got discharged with dishonor and lost all his privile

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There has been a lot of speculation about the content and direction of 'Super Mario Odyssey' since its reveal last week.

The gist of what we knew about 'Super Mario Odyssey' so far was that it will have Mario running around in an urban environment on a grand quest to rescue Princess Peach from the clutches of Bowser, or something like that.

We knew Nintendo was looking to, yet again, try something new for the Mario frachise but we had no idea the insane lengths Nintendo was going to take to push Mario in a new direction.

Well, now new footage has emerged showing everyone's favorite plumber in action in his new locale.


It turns out that in the new game Mario enjoys such illicit activities like bar fighting, bowling and visiting strip-clubs.
Given how much our Italian friend loves mushrooms, we shouldn't be too surprised.



Jokes aside, this has to be one of our most favorite GTA mods of all time. The genius who made this video managed to make Mario commit every henious act that we never thought we'd see.

We'll never look at Mario quite the same way again.


Keep those big hands to yourself buddy.


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