The Cringeworthyness of This Infomercial for 'Catlateral Damage' Fuels Me

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Catlateral Damage, the game that lets you play as the a-hole cat you've always wanted to be, is officially out in the market, and it's got a terrible infomercial to go with it!  

Yeah, this video is cringey, but let's not kid ourselves here.  Remember the bread simulator? Who didn't want to play that?  Catlateral Damage is basically the love child of that game and all those videos of cats being jerks.



Some early Steam reviews bring major praise for Catlateral Damage:

"It's weirdly meditative. Also you can unlock a cat that farts instead of meows.

10/10, GOTY" -megalomanium

"YES! Now I can cat and destroy stuff without annoying the humans. ** that one cup in particular. Also, I will eat this fern. I am totally not a cat, but online, nobody knows if you are a cat. Meow! I mean, human words because I am a human." -[MLD] The_Doctor


Shut up and take this dead bird as payment, human!

It's Time to Go to War (and Hang Out With Poison Ivy) in This Batman: Arkham Knight Gameplay Footage

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Watch seven whole minutes of Batman in action as he captures and transports Poison Ivy. 

Don't Forget, the Elder Scrolls Online is Coming to Consoles Next Month

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Though it's been available for PC (and Mac) players for over a year, The Elder Scrolls Online is finally making its way to PS4 and Xbox One on June 9, without a monthly subscription fee.  If you're on the fence about picking it up, watch this promo trailer for a good look at the game.

What the Heck is Advent? Probably the Next Bioshock Game

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2K Games has started promoting something called "Advent," which seems to be a game about a futuristic, gated community that features surveillance for your protection, genetic mutation, and something that is definitely amiss.  So, you know, BioShock.  There's a site up that promotes the Advent community, with such claims as "our citizens deserve to experience everything life has to offer—free from harm and sickness. We promise nothing less than a brighter future for all."  However, if you hover around the propaganda long enough, the site holds some additional secrets.



We'll probably have to wait until E3 to see what this is, but if you're a betting person, a new BioShock seems likely.