You are navigating a dark forest, the trees towering over you like silent sentinels. The only sound is the crunch of your boots on the leaves. You are starting to feel uneasy, like you are being watched. Suddenly, you come across a clearing. In the middle of the clearing is a skeleton, its bones picked clean by scavengers. The skeleton is clutching a book in its bony fingers. You approach the skeleton cautiously. You reach out and take the book from its hands. The book is old and dusty, and the…

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New to Dungeons & Dragons ? Here's a handful of tips, free of charge: 1. If your party gets lost in a maze, just follow the trail of discarded character sheets back to where you started. 2. To make the game more exciting, replace your DM with a magic eight ball. Shake it forcefully before each decision and prepare for unpredictable plot twists. 3. When faced with a locked door, don't bother with lock-picking. Just yell, “Knock, knock!” and wait for a “Who's there?” 4. Need a quick disguise? Jus…

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