Bad Fanfic Friday: Apologize

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Bad Fanfic Friday: Apologize
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A Fantastic 4 "one-shot" that your "friend" wrote, eh? I've heard that one before (no really, I have. I think I need to reevaluate my life). I sure do love stories that start with our heroine discovering that she's useless, "leant" against a fancy yellow railing. This excerpt is about half of the full story, which ends abruptly for no reason with a question from the author: should this be a two shot? To put it simply, no. Though I am deeply curious about how they're going to get out of...whateve

Bad Fanfic Friday: Thank You, Kyle

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Bad Fanfic Friday: Thank You, Kyle
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Things that creep me out #257: dramatic South Park romance fanfiction. There are few characters in my mind that are less suited for romance than the boys from South Park and "OMG, Autumn loves Kenny" just makes me cringe. I can't decide if my favorite quote from this fanfic is "Autumn could barely sleep that night. Her Ashley Tisdale poster seemed to be smiling at her, Hannah Montana seemed like she was dancing with her" or "I know we've only been together for a little while, but Jack and Rose were only together for a day or two. I love you." Read it for yourself and let me know what your favorite moments were in the comments. Link to the full story in the via below!

Bad Fanfic Friday: Lunar Lando IV: Rogue Commies Rising

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Lando Calrissian and Ronald Reagan versus Commies on the moon? Yes, please!

Bad Fanfic Friday: Mass Effect: The War is My Shepard

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I'm calling trollfic on this one, but that's okay because "Saren blow up. And Saren dies."

Bad Fanfic Friday: They're Weird, Rude, Confusing...

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Bad Fanfic Friday: They're Weird, Rude, Confusing...
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Sorry guys, that title was way too long. The full title of this amazing fanfic is "They're Weird, Rude, Confusing, and Clingy. Not To Mention They're Werewolves." Do I even need to say anything else? If you want to read it, the full 46 chapters are in the via below.

P.S. Not sure if this is still a better love story than Twilight. It seems awfully similar. Though points to this fanfic author, because her writing is almost on par with Stephenie Meyer's!

Bad Fanfic Friday: A Trip to Gotham

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Bad Fanfic Friday: A Trip to Gotham
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Are you a fan of superheroes? Oh good, 'cause Bad Fanfic Friday is about to ruin those too! Lizzy, a seriously underweight girl with an affinity for pink and a need to describe every mundane detail of her morning routine boards a plane to Oklahoma that (spoiler alert) ends up in GOTHAM. Confusion and a run in with Batman follow.

I got nothing, guys. It's really bad. Go read it for yourself. Just wait until it switches to Bruce Wayne's POV.

Eye Bleach and Sympathetic Hugs, Amemeda