I really don't know what to make of this Angry Birds fanfic, so I'm just gonna let you decide: bad fanfic or fancy fanfic? I will say though, I'm not sure I want to play Angry Birds after this. Link to the full story in the Via below.
It's rare, but every once in a while, a decent fanfic rises from the endless sea of bad fanfiction to surprise and delight. This is one of those fanfics. In Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, Harry is raised by an Oxford professor as a Bayesian rationalist. All those moments in which you yelled "Harry, WHY? What are you doing, you stupid **?" are no more! Check out all 81 chapters in the via below.
Guys, I've got a present for you: 48 chapters of really bad Sherlock/Irene dialogue!
This week's BFF is all talking, all the time. I'm fairly certain this prologue has the most description of any chapter in this fic. Not convinced you should read it? They have a baby who finds things fascinating at the age of two! Come on, how could you resist the little prodigy?
As usual, a link to the full story is in the Via below.
Does anybody even remember the terrible movie The Covenant? In case it's been a while since you've seen it, lets recap: hot warlocks turn into gross old men the more they use magic. Terror, vanity, and wrinkliness ensue. Up to speed? Great. In this week's BFF, author Misty Glow takes the story TO THE NEXT LEVEL by adding a witch capable of stopping the aging process. Alright boys, lets convince this Mary Sue to stay.
Let's all pause for a moment and giggle at "Aunt Flow." Need more giggles? A link to all 24 chapters is in the Via below.
What, what, what are you doing, Readerwritergirl12?! How dare you soil X-Men with Twilight! Though, in the author's defense, the glittering vampire thing could just be a really terrible mutation. I'd buy that. I mean, it's no worse than being Jubilee, right?
This week's BFF is so bad that I had reservations about posting it. I can't imagine it's anything but a trollfic, and though I've read it three times, I have no idea what's going on. Rory's marrying River, but she's a dog? Rose is part timelord?
In case you aren't up to date on your Canadian politicians, Stephen Harper is Canada's Prime Minister, and Justin Trudeau is a Member of Parliament (and in the author's defense, he is rather cute for a politician).
As usual, there's a link to the full masterpiece in the Via below.
If you want to get technical about it, this week's BFF is really titled "Rooming with a bunch of hot wearwolfs is not okay!" Spelling and stuff is for chumps.
It's the delightful tale of a girl named Ernie (oh, so that's how she ended up rooming with boys!) who happens to be a half-vampire (oops, spoilers!) living with a bunch of hottie-pants werewolves (er, wearwolves, I guess). Oh and BTW, she's gorgeous and magically enchanting. And she's a lovely person. Or something.
There's a link to all five chapters in the via below. I hate myself for reading it.