bad fanfic friday

Blood Sisters -- Naruto and Blood+ crossover
By Overshadowed_Medallion (Via: fanfiction.net)
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From the Submitter: I somehow managed to force myself through the sole two chapters. My eyes nearly bled out of my skull. Especially at the blatant misspellings of the names of Kai and Hagi. I cringe when reading the last post, becuase she threatens to crossover Bleach and Twilight... Dear God, NO!

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May the fourth be with you, Fandom! I know what you're thinking; "fruitcake" must be code for something, this has got to be going down a weird and horrible path I can't follow (+10 internets if you see what I did there). Unfortunately, this story is just as advertised: Jar Jar Binks bakes a fruitcake and it's extra yummysa, even to Anakin, who is normally not a fan of fruitcake. Sadly, there's no recipe for "Grandma Gungan's Extra Yummysa Fruitcake," but there is a link to the full story in the Via below.

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

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By WangFire (Via: Quotev)
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Now, I don't know much about One Direction, but if you ask me, this story has potential. Loads of potential. More potential than I have eye-bleach. Tenzin should be ashamed of himself for fathering a member of One Direction.

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Oh no, this is not some kind of preface; this is the first chapter. How could you NOT want to read a story that features a terminator who "looks similar to Scar but not all the way" (whatever that means)?

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Via: x-sparklegurl1997-x
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This week's BFF is so bad that I had reservations about posting it. I can't imagine it's anything but a trollfic, and though I've read it three times, I have no idea what's going on. Rory's marrying River, but she's a dog? Rose is part timelord?

In case you aren't up to date on your Canadian politicians, Stephen Harper is Canada's Prime Minister, and Justin Trudeau is a Member of Parliament (and in the author's defense, he is rather cute for a politician).

As usual, there's a link to the full masterpiece in the Via below.

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A Fantastic 4 "one-shot" that your "friend" wrote, eh? I've heard that one before (no really, I have. I think I need to reevaluate my life). I sure do love stories that start with our heroine discovering that she's useless, "leant" against a fancy yellow railing. This excerpt is about half of the full story, which ends abruptly for no reason with a question from the author: should this be a two shot? To put it simply, no. Though I am deeply curious about how they're going to get out of...whateve