Bad Fanfic Friday: "Brillantly stupidly in love"

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Bad Fanfic Friday: "Brillantly stupidly in love"
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From the Submitter: "Brillantly stupidly in love"? No, just brilliantly stupid.

Yoibers! There's a pairing I never wanted to/never thought I'd see. I know everybody has fantasies and writing fanfiction is one way to bring them to life, but come on! They'd make a terrible couple. There's definitely no team Shurt over here.

Bad Fanfic Friday: "What do you expect"

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Bad Fanfic Friday: "What do you expect"
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Oh god, why? Warning: the full story is not safe for life.

P.S. Want to share your bad fanfiction with us? All you have to do is upload a screencap with a link to the full story! My bulk-sized bottle of eye bleach is just sitting here, waiting for your submissions.

Bad Fanfic Friday: "The Lion Terminator"

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Bad Fanfic Friday: "The Lion Terminator"
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Oh no, this is not some kind of preface; this is the first chapter. How could you NOT want to read a story that features a terminator who "looks similar to Scar but not all the way" (whatever that means)?

Bad Fanfic Friday: "Jar Jar's Fruitcake"

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Bad Fanfic Friday: "Jar Jar's Fruitcake"
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May the fourth be with you, Fandom! I know what you're thinking; "fruitcake" must be code for something, this has got to be going down a weird and horrible path I can't follow (+10 internets if you see what I did there). Unfortunately, this story is just as advertised: Jar Jar Binks bakes a fruitcake and it's extra yummysa, even to Anakin, who is normally not a fan of fruitcake. Sadly, there's no recipe for "Grandma Gungan's Extra Yummysa Fruitcake," but there is a link to the full story in the Via below.

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

Bad Fanfic Friday: My Inner Life

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Bad Fanfic Friday: My Inner Life
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From the Submitter: "...did the prologue make you feel disturbed? Just wait until you read the three-page long author's note at the beginning."

Excuse me, I think I need to go have a nice long bath in mind bleach to get the image of "Link's Queen" (oh yeah, that's what she calls herself) having little Link babies out of my mind.

Bad Fanfic Friday: "the new 'gang' in town"

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Bad Fanfic Friday: "the new 'gang' in town"
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I'm so sorry to say that this is the ONLY chapter (so far) of this amazing Twilight/Fast and the Furious crossover with not just one, but TWO authors! It's been so long since I've seen someone swoon over Dominic Toretto that I almost forgot how attractive his big, bald, shiny head was. Be still, my heart. To make matters worse, these clever authors left us with such a cliffhanger! Who could this mystery man be? A hottie hot-hot vampire from Twilight? Some other extremely significant character from the Fast and the Furious that I've forgotten about? Wasn't Ja Rule in that movie? What ever happened to him?

P.S. I never realized how close Forks was to Seattle! Three hours seems like a reasonable daily commute, doesn't it?

Bad Fanfic Friday: Star Wars the Clone Wars: Truth or Dare

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Bad Fanfic Friday: Star Wars the Clone Wars: Truth or Dare
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Mace Windu playing truth or dare?! THE HORROR. If this is what downtime is like in the Star Wars universe, I take it back; I don't want to live in that galaxy anymore.