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Ouran High School Host Club Fanfic
From the Submitter: "Brillantly stupidly in love"? No, just brilliantly stupid.
Yoibers! There's a pairing I never wanted to/never thought I'd see. I know everybody has fantasies and writing fanfiction is one way to bring them to life, but come on! They'd make a terrible couple. There's definitely no team Shurt over here.
Are you a fan of superheroes? Oh good, 'cause Bad Fanfic Friday is about to ruin those too! Lizzy, a seriously underweight girl with an affinity for pink and a need to describe every mundane detail of her morning routine boards a plane to Oklahoma that (spoiler alert) ends up in GOTHAM. Confusion and a run in with Batman follow.
I got nothing, guys. It's really bad. Go read it for yourself. Just wait until it switches to Bruce Wayne's POV.
Eye Bleach and Sympathetic Hugs, Amemeda