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Ouran High School Host Club Fanfic
I know what you're thinking; "this doesn't seem so bad, it even has pictures!" Keep reading, I'll wait. Did you get to "I quickly looked at myself in the mirror and pouted. I had terrible bed head, and looked like I had just been cured from being a zombie" yet? Do you want to die?
She's a stubborn and brilliant scientist forced to work for Tony Stark. He's Tony Stark, a stubborn and brilliant jerk who infuriates her. I think you see where this is going, no? I bet she's gonna reluctantly fall in love with him, huffing and puffing and brushing her blonde bangs out of her eyes along the way. Hopefully Pepper Pots will step in and put an end to this nonsense before I lose my mind.
Are you a fan of superheroes? Oh good, 'cause Bad Fanfic Friday is about to ruin those too! Lizzy, a seriously underweight girl with an affinity for pink and a need to describe every mundane detail of her morning routine boards a plane to Oklahoma that (spoiler alert) ends up in GOTHAM. Confusion and a run in with Batman follow.
I got nothing, guys. It's really bad. Go read it for yourself. Just wait until it switches to Bruce Wayne's POV.
Eye Bleach and Sympathetic Hugs, Amemeda
On the bright side, Bella/Alison doesn't spend the entire story in tears, bleating like a goat because Edward left her. She's also apparently merely pretending to be in high school, making Edward a tiny bit less of a pedobear for liking her in the first place. However, she's just as irritatingly sad and swoony over Sirius as the real Bella is over Edward. Oh, and New Moon is set at the same time Harry Potter's parents are killed? WAT. I can't even. My mind is going numb. Send help.
Things that creep me out #257: dramatic South Park romance fanfiction. There are few characters in my mind that are less suited for romance than the boys from South Park and "OMG, Autumn loves Kenny" just makes me cringe. I can't decide if my favorite quote from this fanfic is "Autumn could barely sleep that night. Her Ashley Tisdale poster seemed to be smiling at her, Hannah Montana seemed like she was dancing with her" or "I know we've only been together for a little while, but Jack and Rose were only together for a day or two. I love you." Read it for yourself and let me know what your favorite moments were in the comments. Link to the full story in the via below!
Now, I don't know much about One Direction, but if you ask me, this story has potential. Loads of potential. More potential than I have eye-bleach. Tenzin should be ashamed of himself for fathering a member of One Direction.