pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

You've Stolen Both My Hearts!

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Exterminate my Ovaries

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The Line That Never Fails For Ole Sand Shoes

Via perfectlywickedwitch

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Here's Hoping I'm Not one of the Silence so You Never Forget Me

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